brideshead-baby asked: Hey Ted! What's up? You see, I've been having these dreams lately about you in porn, or porn movies about your life. There, in my dream I was like "Wow, that' s great!"How come they never did a porn biopic about you!?or at least some perverted arthouse movie. Such a shame!
My dear Tedhead,
Yes, let us discuss the magnificent monstrosity that is my gargantuan, throbbing penis. It has been on several unbelievable journeys. However, its favorite tour has always been Jeffrey’s mouth (and ass). It’s a shame, yes, that there hadn’t been a moment in time where the fascinating travels of Ted Jr. had been properly documented in the form of pornographic film. However, my dearest and beloved, that is where your imagination comes into play.
Regards from my penis and I,